I’m more interested in how this stuff comes about.
Who the hell looked at a deer and decided to snort their antlers? Seriously. It’s such a random thing to do. I admit to being more than casually interested in a libidinous bull or a particularly fluffy lamb hindquarters but that seems only natural. I never once looked at a deer and wondered how it’s antlers would be if inhaled.
|Oh, yeah, can't wait to inhale you, baby.|
Maybe they’ll come out with Deer Velvet Gu one day. For now, I’ll stick with my finger, my nose hair trimmer, model glue, and the odd occasion I have some cocaine, mixed with a hooker’s ass sweat, as the only things going up my nose.
For you injured marathoners, time to get out the bow and let the healing begin! No judging from me.
* No proven results so far but I’m still in early testing.
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