Monday, May 07, 2012

Anatomy of Annihilation

Yup, soccer weekend again!  For the 76th consecutive weekend!

The colt typically plays left defender though he moonlights as left forward.  Here, watch the action unfold as the colt, who relishes physical contact, blows up another attacking striker.  The colt finished the weekend with 2-0 and 3-0 victories making the third consecutive clean sheet for the defenders (and team).  Watch the action unfold as Momarazzi snaps away. (As usual, click to make like a prostate and enlarge.  My artwork is amazing.)

50/50 ball.  It sure looks like that striker would like to get it.  Does he want it bad enough?

Oh, no, here comes the defender.  I can haz ball?

Uh oh, Spaghetti-o's, I must practice my sense of balance for future match.  DEFENSE SMASH!
Annihilation. 3-0 win.  Lesson: Don't bring a rubber clavicle to a shoulder fight.
Meanwhile, the filly had to settle for a 2-2 tie against a clearly inferior opponent that packed the entire team into their defensive goal box (and then got lucky on the offensive end).  The filly attacked all game but couldn't break through.  No donuts for her this weekend.  Next time, Blue Face Group, your day will come!


Next:  Back to your regularly scheduled running nonsense!

Happy trails.

5 comments:

Elizabeth said...

awww Attacking Striker haz sad face in the last pic. Way to ownz it, Colt.

David said...

Dude's ready for the lacrosse. That's a proper yankee sport, right?

Viper said...

So why do only the females in Michigan have that peculiar facial condition? Do the boys control the ointment that cures the blue face? Nice photo essay. Cheers!

Danielle in Iowa in Seattle said...

I was wondering the same thing as Viper. Is this a statement that you think all women are faceless bodies? I'd be offended if it weren't coming from the man who will take down Dick Beardsley.

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